I sincerely believe that it is far more beneficial and far less costly to help a child build confidence than it is to fix an adult who has little or none.

Silly stuff

on January 16, 2013

Here’s some silly stuff to ponder.  Got any answers?

  • Why doesn’t McDonald’s sell hotdogs?
  • At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
  • Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.
  • If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?
  • How far east can you go before you’re heading west?
  • Why is it that everyone driving faster than you is considered an idiot and everyone driving slower than you is a moron?
  • If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
  • Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
  • What’s the difference between normal ketchup and fancy ketchup?
  • Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?
  • When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
  • Are eyebrows considered facial hair?
  • Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
  • Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
  • Do they have the word “dictionary” in the dictionary?
  • Can you daydream at night?
  • Can crop circles be square?
  • If a doctor suddenly had a heart attack while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?
  • If laughter is the best medicine, who’s the idiot who said they ‘died laughing’?
  • Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don’t lay eggs.
  • If parents say, “Never take candy from strangers” then why do we celebrate Halloween?
  • Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it’s not funny at all?
  • Do you yawn in your sleep?
  • If a bee is allergic to pollen would it get the hives?
  • Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  • If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?
  • Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?
  • Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
  • Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
  • Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
  • What is another word for “thesaurus”?


One response to “Silly stuff

  1. Dave Boller says:

    Thanks for the “laugh” this morning! 🙂

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